Number 24. House is to clown as giant sea

Number 24. House is to clown as giant sea monster is to
mother in law. This was the first question on the Evil LSAT. Tom
cut his finger on the Evil LSAT's steel razor edges. He filled in his social security number and the test spat on him and hopped away. Tom chased it but it took a taxi and fled to
The safety of the community college, where his scores didn't matter any more. The ACT went back into hiding, to ambush the next brain dead zombie. Tom did just fine, in the end.
But Tom's story isn't over just yet. At the community college he sharpened his computer skills and hacked his way into ACT's database. He set up a fake profile and applied to Yale
For Tom was no simple boy, no, he was a man of ambition, and there is no challenge of which Tom felt could match his level of superiority.
Then the mongol empire invaded
Tom only sighed... "Mongols" he said with spite in his voice.
But the Mongols didn't care. They knew that they were free, free to ride the wild lands of Mongolia and live in yurts full of home-made yogurt, while Tom was just a cubicle slave.
Later, Tom stewed in his cubicle. He wanted the life of the Mongols. He snail mailed: "May I join you?" Their reply: "Sure, bring all your accessories of western civilization LOLZ"

3 Comments

Gibber Aug 21 2017 @ 13:35

Funny how Tom skipped over line 7. Hmm.
Woab Aug 21 2017 @ 13:44

Oooh, you're right. Loved your last line, though.
Gibber Aug 21 2017 @ 13:50

Thanks, Woab! Couldn't have done it without your excellent one.

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