31

In the end, the computer hard drive never

  • In the end, the computer hard drive never got fixed, but that inspired him to meet his first lover who told him it was futile. Then his would-be boyfriend got high & cheated on him
  • with himself. They had a hardline monogamous relationship that explicitly prohibited self pleasuring as well as any other pleasuring conducted by parties outside the relationship.
  • He knew he'd crossed a line when he paid for 2 hours with a pussycat doll robot at the Neko Lovehotel but "what was the risk" he thought?
  • NSTDs: Nanovirus Sexually Transmitted Diseases. These robotic proteins gradually transformed him into a frighteningly magnetic entity that attracts any metal within 6 meters. Knife
  • blades began wobbling around the test subject, his heart pounding. He wanted to run, but was afraid it would accelerate the magnetic process. The knives began to move closer
  • to his gruesome unibrow. He'd wanted the 25 bucks for brew, but the college student had no idea that he'd agreed to be a test subject in Braun's Germanic Underground Bunker
  • Beauty Salon & Barber Shop. The college student sat down in the stylish black leather chair and examined the fashionable and stunningly beautiful decor of the shop. The sparkle fro
  • m the scissors alone bedazzled the clientele. "Can you cut my hair off?" asked the student timidly. "No! I will not!" exclaimed Pierre. "Never! Monstrous!" They were at an impasse
  • until the actually not so timid student grabbed the scissors from Pierre's flaccid hand & ran out of the parlor, dreadlocks streaming wildly behind. "Stop you fool!" cried Pierre
  • but it was already too late.Bottom line,the moral of the story is that you shouldn't run with scissors in your hands...Not even while folding a story!

0 Comments

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!