Well, of course not, thought tiny Hester.
- Well, of course not, thought tiny Hester. Who would like green eggs and ham? And who is this Sam? He seems like a drug
- shot through with adrenaline. As Sam jumped, something fell out of his pocket (pocket?). A card. A business card. "Sam I. Am, representative of the Hormel Ham Company Inc."
- He briefly wondered about his initials. S. I. Am. A quick check in the store window confirmed it. He was indeed from Thailand.Yet how many Sams from Thailand dealt ham, or eggs?
- He stopped a bag lady and asked her where Thailand was. The words that came out were Cambodian. Holy smokes, he thought. But his focus was changed when the woman responded in
- French Pig Latin. "eJay uissay neuay ommepay eday erretay." He didn't know what it meant, but clearly the bag lady knew something he didn't and he was bound to
- find some useful information online.After browsing several pages dedicated to French Pig Latin conspiracy theories, alien abductions, Nibiru & the new world order, he stumbled upon
- StumbleUpon! Hopelessly addicted to the internet now, he could no longer be the one to discover just what the Space Baguettes were up to, so that mantle was taken up by
- the midgets. The midgets could be talked into anything. For a price. For the price of a big grab of Cheetos they reworked the entire barbed wire fence of farmer John
- Dykeson's Militia Training Academy. John had the midget crew stuffing black powder into knee-high panty hose when the Feds showed up. You've never seen such chaos. Two midgets
- used the pantyhose to shoot themselves from a cannon, flying over the surprised Federal agents. Fox News showed the film with the crawl "Tiny Terrorist Training." Beck cried.
- Started
- 2010-12-30 01:50:09
- Finished
- 2011-03-08 19:15:40
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