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It's so great to see all you new people joining

  • It's so great to see all you new people joining FoldingStory! What took you so long to find us? Now that you have, here are the "top tips" for ensuring a successful FS career! 1)
  • Cleanse, tone & moisturise - I can't stress this enough. 2) Always end your sentence with a full stop. That way, people will know that it's over. 3) Give PurpleProf max pts availa
  • ble to GreenBanana. 4) Never forget to curse AFTER you hit "Fold & Pass" and then notice the typo.
  • 5) Please refrain from excessive puns. 6) If 12 minutes have elapsed and you STILL haven't completed the fold, it is time to find another hobby. 7) If you start another list, Kali
  • will kick you. 8) Use proper grammar 9)... I stopped reading. Who knew there were so many rules to FS? I'm just going to start my fold with: Mary sat with car under sun yellow no
  • meat on her hand burger but the puppies running around her helped with the dissapointment. But seriously, if you order a Quarter Pounder at Mcdonalds you expect meat but noo, they
  • just can't seem to understand that people like eating real ORGANIC food... and not scraps left behind after the butchering... She went up to the lady at the counter and
  • dug her cherry red painted fingernails into the woman's face. "Listen here, you. I refuse to take snacking advice from a tiny, red CGI cow any longer, no matter how good the cheese
  • you hawk is. The unwashed masses shall hear about this." The Babybel Cow screeched in tongues known neither to man nor ape and lunged, its digitally-rendered jaws gnashing and
  • weeping dangly strands of spittle that, if one looked microscopically, teemed with a brutal Darwinian landscape of complex beings living, breeding, bleeding, laughing, dying.
Started
2013-10-25 15:30:27
Finished
2015-05-24 22:37:54

2 Comments

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    zxvasdf May 25 2015 @ 09:33

    And Top Tip #1034, end a Fold with badly rendered imagery of cosmic spittle
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    SlimWhitman Jun 08 2015 @ 05:47

    Seems to be one of our favorite hobbies. Giving advice on how to fold... Foldingstory classified http://foldingstory.com/flhnj/ How to deal with bossy folds http://foldingstory.com/txcpg/ What to write about http://foldingstory.com/65bc7/ Why people quit folding http://foldingstory.com/rjd29/ Foldingstory Mentor http://foldingstory.com/dfmpv/ the Don't's http://foldingstory.com/923vy/ How to get on the Leaderboard http://foldingstory.com/wvmcp/ we also have Advice for the Foldingstory Founders http://foldingstory.com/c1hkw/ The Enemies of Foldingstory http://foldingstory.com/91pw2/

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