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"You can not have my hair," she replied, in some confusion. "I am still wearing it. Perhaps once I am done, you can have it, but only if you don't mind
getting away from it. You're messing it up." Rapunzel was so cruel. "But I'm bald and you have so much," the little girl cried. Rapunzel said, "I don't care if you have cancer, I
shall not part from my golden locks. The little bald girl suddenly mutated into a giant lice and started to slowly stroke Rapunzels hair. Rapunzel's face turned green with horror
and she awkwardly reached for the nearest can of raid. Rapunzel joked about the weather, saying it looked foggy, then sprayed the bald mutated lice girl right in the face! SSSST!
But it wasn't Raid. In her haste Rapunzel had picked up air freshner and now the lice girl was mad AND smelling like freshly cut grass. "You dick Rapunzel" she choked, "my eyes!"
"Ma bad!" shouted Rapunzel, before running off irresponsibly. Much to her disadvantage, her long hair got caught under the lice girl's shoes, and Rapunzel knew she was in trouble.
"Dammit!" Lice had always been the unthinkable danger her witch mother had warned her lay beyond her tower, but Rapunzel had always thought they were just a made-up scare tactic.
Scratchscratchscratchswatscratchscratchswatscratch. Rapunzel's agony was as endless as her hair. Scratchscratchscratchscratchscratch...and this time no once could save her.

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