M U R D E R E R

M U R D E R E R
, she wrote. Although she had no idea why, she just felt like it. But Jimmy took offence, and it was quite difficult to get that lipstick off his front door. Damn Mrs Fletcher
, how many times did he have to tell her that he was GAY? A woman's crotch can be used to coerce and even punisish, but not change a man who is stricky
leland. stricky leland was a man who believed in gloves, no capitalizing anything, and kept the He-Man Woman Haters club alive. stricky was single-handedly responsible
for the downfall of feminism in Texas. He did this with his most inspiring and recognizable speech: "Women Don't Know Grilled Chicken". However, if he was going to win this time,
He had to hold a contest between the Hollow Men and the Indigo Ladies. Both teams had a grill and a chicken. Both were told to grill the chicken and let the judges taste them.
The Hollow Men inflated a chicken with a bicycle pump & dropped it in a vat if boiling lard. The Indigo Ladies gave a live chicken an icebath 'til its lips were blue. The judges
declared the chicken guilty. The Hollow Men and Indigo Ladies fought to the death, as is customary, for the right to decide sentencing. After five long days and several tea breaks
, they together settled on the chicken's punishment: Death by Shake-n-Bake. When the sentence was handed down by the Hollow Men & the Indigo Ladies, the chicken called fowl.
The salivating audiences watching the commercial were unaware of the pathos surrounding Ed's immersion in flour & being bagged & thrown into an oven & pooping. The less you know...

Started: 2012-06-02 03:52:06
Finished: 2017-08-11 10:22:19

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