hey my name is dave

hey my name is dave
no its not what am i thinking
that matters, it's what I do with my life that gives it meaning. So I spent the next couple hours making waffles for everybody.
But everybody wanted "waffle" fries.
Few people, however, understand the resources that go into a single waffle fry. Each potato must be carefully cut by a master serrator, and raising one of those takes on average
27 decades. Then, the potential potatoes must each pass each category on a checklist including weight, length, springiness. Those potatoes who don't pass will be
potentially cast as Wilbur in "Spud's Webb," the FDA adaptation of "Charlotte's Web". Spud will be played by the Ribeye of Horace, Seer of the Unpotatoed. Templeton will be less
accommodating, driving home the CDC's warnings about the dangers of associating with 'wild' rodents. Charlotte's role has yet to be cast, but rumors have suggested a guest appeara
nce by Templeton, who had just gotten out of rehab. Wilbur felt better about the whole thing when the producers announced that Madonna was cast as Charlotte & not Lindsay Lohan.
He felt Madonna could have played Lindsay, but that Lohan was not part of the original source material. All looked well until Charlotte bit somebody, but that's another story.

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