He sat there beaming at me, glowing in the
- He sat there beaming at me, glowing in the dark with sweat and wide pupils. "How can you know unless you try?" I smirked, wondering how many times that line had worked.
- Then I smirked again. I smirked at funerals, I smirked when getting fired, I smirked when brushing my teeth. I had the Tarantula smirking disease. I am not a smart ass but
- this horrible facial tic was my curse. Do you know how hard it is to seem sincere when you are constantly giving involuntary smirks? I was pegged as an asshole.
- Strangely, it made life easier for me as no one wants to have to "deal with" an ass. I went throughout most of my 20s with that label, a smirk on my face - sometimes voluntarily.
- Sometimes involuntarily. There were occasions when my face froze with that smug smirk on my face, shortly after I inhaled the ass (donkey/burro) version of botox.
- These treatments were strictly forbidden in the "American Triad" (Canada, USA, & Mexico). Headed straight to Poland home the world's leading researchers on Donkey/Burro Ass botox.
- Along with him went a Doctor who specialised in denaturing unwanted "celebs". When asked whether it was a proper profession he meerly said " Of course it is, waste not want not eh"
- Then he strapped KFed into the brain replicator and copied his thoughts and memories. When the process was complete, he threw the unconscious roob into a trash compactor. Crunch!
- Examining the thoughts, he wondered what Brittany had seen in him. KFed had barely given her any space in his mind. But what's this? KFed was a werewolf? So many question answered!
- That night, in his prayers, he asked for special blessings on KFed and everyone at the E! network. He would never know how well his prayers were answered.
- Started
- 2010-12-12 05:08:57
- Finished
- 2011-02-22 11:22:58
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kyerinn Feb 23 2011 @ 12:23
I found this one particularly amusing. :)