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"The choice is yours: cherry pie or dark

  • "The choice is yours: cherry pie or dark chocolate piroulines." Her aristocratic voice swirled around his head, mocking him. This was no choice. He was sure of it. It was a test.
  • A test of his worthiness to work at Crumbs. He had come a long way. Slinging rootbeer floats at A&W. Casting off apple fritters at Dunkin'. A month at See's. This was the big show
  • because they had single handedly created the latest baked good sensation. Move over cupcakes, it's time that
  • bowlcakes take their place in culinary legend. Once the giants had invaded during their flight from Asgard, their hunger would not be sated by tiny cupcakes. But whole cakes'd
  • helped - but nothing did the trick like hocakes. Nope, because
  • , well just because, okay? I got the idea for the name of my anchovy pancake recipe from puttanesca. My hocakes weren't so tasty but just the thing for the mother of all hang-overs
  • and they froze OK too,so you could wake up on a pool of your own vomit and with no trouble or much time spent,still have a decent breakfast.It's the most important meal,isn't it?
  • Yes it is, don't even answer that. The problem is that this time around when I woke up everyone had stolen my usual breakfast of raisin bran and apple sauce, so I had to
  • make an omlette with ryecrisp crackers and pork cracklings. It did the trick, for a while. I wrote a description of my stolen breakfast and brought it to Scotland Yard.
  • The officers were dumbfounded when I turned in the report - it was already an ongoing investigation. I was handcuffed promptly. I overheard McDonald say, "We found him, boys."

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