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I stared at the rusted old sign. YOU ARE

  • I stared at the rusted old sign. YOU ARE ONLY PERMITTED TO LEAVE THE COMPOUND WHEN ACCOMPANIED BY A GUARDIAN.
  • Scanning the scene, all I could find were the Avengers. They would be useless here. Well, perhaps there was another way through. I began walking along the perimeter fence.
  • I found an opening in the fence and crawled through on my hands and knees.Staying low so I would not be detected by a camera or a guard, I made my way to the
  • guard hut hoping to take out the guards. But, alas, it was a store room full of refridgeration devices. This gave me an idea, so I sneaked inside and
  • a gross fat woman burping on the couch said, "Yo!" Once inside the storeroom of refridgeration devices I rigged up a way to get past the guards in the hut. I used the freon to
  • freeze the blades long enough to chip off a bit of a blade. Something that would look like a normal material failure. He figured he had a 3 minute window to get past the guards. En
  • garde!, he yelled inwardly as he tiptoed past the guard station and into the great machinery he was to sabotage. Sticking his wooden leg to still the mighty propeller, he hit at
  • the flange motor 'til he outward belt twanged out. "Hah! Take that, ass-bag! I triumph over technology again!" So he thought, but the propeller chipped his peg leg somethin' fierce
  • cleanly cut that wooden bad boy into two. "danggit! this bastard got my leg!" the leg was cleanly split and
  • stacked with all of our other prosthetic limbs into a neat pile, which provided much warmth in our stove through the bitter winter. And all it cost us was an arm and a leg.
Started
2014-11-09 00:09:04
Finished
2024-09-23 18:52:43

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