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It was like any other monotonous day he was

  • It was like any other monotonous day he was living, walking down the same old road he always had, when it happened. He looked up to the sky, saw a glimmer of light, then darkness.
  • This was no ordinary darkness, but something so claustrophobic that he cried in anguish. He was either blind or the sun had suddenly ceased to be. He flailed around frantically
  • knocking over a porcelain figurine of Jar Jar Binks, which fell to the floor and was smashed to bits. Shit, he thought,
  • I could've gotten a mint for that on eBay. Oh well, maybe I can just sell the head and some sucker would buy it. Kids these days, didn't know the true value of star wars merch.
  • It'd been an ongoing problem since the DVD re-releases. All anybody wanted these days with life size posters of hayden christensen. It wasn't like the Chewie debates of old, when
  • it would matter whether or not the fur had an authentic smell. In the universe of Star Wars, all these details had care and attention put into them, but now
  • that the series has become nothing more than a money grab, the only thing people really noticed was that Wookies never really had visible penises either. Could this be
  • true? I asked my contact at Hollywood to send me a real Wookie. A large box arrived at my door and I opened it as excited as a kid. I put my hand on his crotch and I was glad to
  • discover that the Wookie had been stuffed with cocaine. Once again, my career as a drug-dealing taxidermist was paying off. Doing a quick bump to steady my nervies, I immediately
  • jumped into my spacecraft to meet Darth Vador and propose him to be my associate in this very lucrative business.That's how i contributed to expand the dark side across the galaxy!
Started
2011-04-21 09:16:22
Finished
2011-04-22 16:27:00

2 Comments

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    Bad. Apr 22 2011 @ 16:29

    The star wars theme kept on through...the entire story. I'm impressed.
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    kjerr Apr 22 2011 @ 16:40

    It's hard when you can only read the previous line of the story and tryin' to stay on the same topic, but fun too :)

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