Today the Apple dumpling gang

Today the Apple dumpling gang
, a radical anti-Apple fringe group, threw 1123 iPads over the White House fence onto the lawn. They were making a statement using these first digits of the Fibonnaci sequence
and soon followed with escalating actions disposing of 5813 iMacs at the Washington Monument & most tellingly 213455 iPhones at the Smithsonian. The Liberacis wanted to end Apple's
strangle hold on oppressive chinese labor policies so the Liberaci's opened another factor called HoundConn which was right across the street from FoxxConn.
Over time the 2 chinese factories got their own softball teams and went head to head. The first game between HoundConn and FoxxConn was highly anticipated and didn't disappoint.
It was a close game, but FoxxConn won by a few points. Then a fight broke out between..
the Tazreen Fashion Factory in Bangladesh and Kentex Manufacturing Inc in the Philippines over who had worse working conditions. The battle started with incendiary devices being
triggered. Tazreen™ & Kentex™ would then demonstrate their labour competitiveness by live-broadcasting the panicking sweatshop slaves' scramble to their sneering US & EU investors.
The band had canceled for the party for their investors, so they had to find some entertainment fast. It was old hat, they'd all seen it, but it never failed to make them laugh &
shiver in their old tin boots. I mean the maddening sound of the saw blade hitting bone – a distorted string quartet – didn’t make the experience anything less than satisfying.

Started: 2012-05-16 21:22:51
Finished: 2015-12-03 12:51:15

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