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Question: Is it a bad sign if you get too

  • Question: Is it a bad sign if you get too lazy to smoke weed? I had the bong all loaded but just couldn't get motivated to fire it up. Instead I played
  • my electric sitar; well, actually I just pushed the demo button. But where was my dog? "Sparky, more Cheetos!" I ordered. I had trained him to bring me snacks, bleach my socks, and
  • tune my mandolin. But it was these particular tasks that expanded Sparky's horizons and helped my dear little mutt to evolve beyond me. At first we sat in companionable silence,
  • but then I interrupted him blogging one night. Due to lack of thumbs, Sparky was writing on my iPad. I read over his sholder. "Cats! they think they're so smart. Gotta Go PIR."
  • "So, snooping from behind my back, heh?" Sparky said. "Wha-" Yeah, Sparky had met the same scientist that had raised Caesar the ape. "Ha! Man's best friend my ba**s, now I'm in cha
  • -cha-cha-chaing all over your face! The human intelligent dog stood up and danced all over their scientists face. The dog whipped the scientist with his leash and said, "Bad
  • Scientists, BAD!" The scientists, terrified and strangely aroused, attempted to subdue the revolting humanoid-dogs with rolled up newspapers, but to no avail. Nothing seemed to
  • to work until someone shouted "bacon!." The scientists whipped their heads around in unison. The head humanoid-dog thought to himself. "Pavlov my ass. You are mine." But the bell
  • for his dinner began ring, & it was as though great iron bells tolled his canine funeral. He fought the instinct, "Curse you Pavlov!" but it wasn't enough. In walked his nemesis,
  • Dr.Pavlov. He smiled at his well trained subject noting in his log, "Chingis Kan produces 20cc today." Who knew how apt the name or punishment of the former Conqueror? Nemesis did.
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2011-11-18 00:37:13
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2012-05-02 14:50:59

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman May 02 2012 @ 17:41

    Pavlov's dogs: http://dubnaulab.cshl.edu/data/JD_dogs.html
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    david.mayeux May 02 2012 @ 20:41

    Slim, that's awesome.

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