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Moving to the suburbs didn't work out as

  • Moving to the suburbs didn't work out as well as they had planned. The dog walking mafia had their sights set on
  • limiting access to the dog park by pooping along the perimeter and not providing clean-up baggies. But the felines
  • had the run of the place. On Sundays the neighborhood cats would picnic there, eating roast rat while the poor dogs
  • watched in disgust. You see, the dogs were intent on improving their image, and eating rats was just
  • down right rude i mean dont rats have rabies
  • Yes. And you are now infected with rabies.
  • FAKEOUT! That's so raven.
  • It was a tremendous coup, this twist that sent everyone scurrying, caught everyone off-guard. As though Walt Disney
  • had once again made hippos dance and teapots talk. In situations like this, the best thing to do is
  • click my heels and say "supercalifragilisticexpealidocious" and get the hell out.

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