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"Damn this weather" Marcine said, peering

  • "Damn this weather" Marcine said, peering out of the gap in her blinds. "Dark and stormy nights are so cliche. Guess we're not going to the movies tonight!" She turned to her guest
  • Sir Victor Von Killerwholikestostabandthenrepeatedlyrapewomenondarkandstormynights. Marcine watched as Victor took yet another sip of his wine, he seemed so
  • homosexual. As he took more sips of his wine, he felt his inhibitions slipping away. "The next day", he thought, "I'm gonna ask a guy if I can suck his cock like a toothless fish."
  • In order to do this, he decided that he needed to do some research into toothless fish. He became so enamored with Anodontiglanis dahli he totally forgot what he was doing before.
  • And who can blame him - Swedish Fish are delicious (he was under the false impression that they had the omega-3's of real fish, but that's the type of advice you get on WebMD).
  • Luckily, he'd diagnosed himself on WebMD as well. His skin turning green and scaly and his acidic pee burning through porcelain wasn't omega-3 deficiency; it was simply a case of
  • playing to much World of Warcraft. He was playing as his orc character too much, and eventually turned into him. He became the laughing stock of the school, and suicide ensued, but
  • no one cared. No one knew he was gone. In the yearbook his photo is blank. Just a name and then nothing. At the end of the year people drew crude pictures over it, and
  • his sorrow turned into bloodthirsty anger. He wanted revenge: grasping a staplegun and bunsen burner, he hunkered down under the bleachers waiting for the graduates to arrive.
  • As they rolled into position he let loose with all the rage he could muster. His weapons were no match for the tasers of campus security though, and down he went, pissing himself.
Started
2011-04-22 19:30:48
Finished
2011-08-29 22:38:40

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 30 2011 @ 03:53

    Kudos to scyld for the seamless segue. I'd like to hear more about Anodontiglanis dahli...

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