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Have you seen the robot built by the chinese

  • Have you seen the robot built by the chinese named Yang Yang who's the spitting image of Sarah Palin? I've got my own conspiracy theory on this.
  • I can't think too much about this, Sarah had been compromised by some major man-robot. He is making her do it.
  • He's making her do the Macarena, to be precise--over and over again. My pillow is wet every night with my tears of frustration. Sarah's obsession with the man-robot is ruining our
  • baking time. Macarena dancing made me violently ill. And no one wants vomit flavored cakes. I had to off the man-robot for Sarah's sake and mine. I pull out my
  • phone and call up the pizza place. when it arrives, I discover that the pizza is vomit flavoured too. I throw up on it and decide that I'd go out for dinner to
  • Weiner King, the new fast food place. I ordered the extra thick Sicilian with a side of mayonnaise for dipping. Life was going to be ok. It was a fun challenge fitting the dog in
  • -to my shorts, but I was able to fool everyone at Weiner King that I was just having some bowel problems (which I had inherited from my grandma) and they were too embarrassed to
  • stare at the wide open fly of my boxers. Next I knew, I was handed a sceptre & a crown was placed on my head. "Long live the new ruler of Weiner King!" the workers chanted in awe.
  • I even got my picture put on the "King of the Month" corkboard in the breakroom which is hung on the east wall next to the broken RC Cola vending machine.
  • Harald The Pius noticed it and annointed me his official cartographer, despite my miniscule writing and poor spelling of Middle Earth place names. Frodo forgave me!

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