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Mr. Paddock loved pickled herring sandwiches.

  • Mr. Paddock loved pickled herring sandwiches. He'd eat them with "sailor bread" and drink raspberry soda. Because he never brushed his teeth they were fishy and red.
  • The stale rusks strengthened his teeth to the point that he developed a set of Super Chompers. Although the stench was Molar Musk-esque, Paddock's ability to chew through the ship
  • gave him a case of indigestion. He could feel the ship's crew still rattling inside his stomach, and he wished they wouldn't spin its wheel so much. How would he shed the weight
  • Of the Titanic? Or what felt like the Titanic. Four years later, I had gone through surgery and had the ship removed...or at least the bulk of it. Some they could not locate.
  • Personally I think the Marconi room ended up on my thighs between the squash courts. The 2nd class smoking room is definitely near my crows nest feet & the compass is embedded in
  • my fetlock. The cafeteria is three inches above my left nostril and Benny's Boom-Boom Room Cocktail Bar is located near my right buttock. A bowling alley is planned for my
  • underbelly and a pornography cinema has no place at all upon any other equinity. I then saddled old Betsy and rode the mare all night long until she dropped like a limp cloth. . .
  • like a shroud while I was turing Alan (not a droid). I had him tuned out of his gourd. The Gargonzoan spoke to us only in riddles which only made sense in the Gargonzoan tongue. We
  • put their words through the translator, but every Gargonzoan word translates as "something." "What are they saying?" Zeb asked. "Something something something...," I said. "Never
  • mind," I told him, "It's all bullshit." Zeb clicked his finger, instructing the soldiers standing by to terminate the Gargonzoan. The translator returned nothing but pain.
Started
2012-04-01 21:00:55
Finished
2017-10-04 07:51:30

5 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Oct 04 2017 @ 16:19

    Props for the turing shrouded droid.
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    LordVacuity Oct 04 2017 @ 17:44

    Thank you Slim. I thought that would be too obscure.
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    MadWorld Oct 05 2017 @ 12:29

    Obscured by Clouds
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    MadWorld Oct 05 2017 @ 12:32

    It was Woab's fetlock that drove me to galloping obscurity!
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    Woab Oct 05 2017 @ 13:06

    I should be more obscure with my fetlocks. I never know what they'll do to people.

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