The cat had to get to the potato. It was
- The cat had to get to the potato. It was the only way to advance the plot of the story.
- But a few folds down, the cat was mistaken for any kind of animal & the potato obscured from the storyline altogether. Selbst Bewusst, self-aware FS character, rued his existence.
- Meanwhile, Vienna Sausage was being grilled over his involvement in the Sauerkraut Scandal. He knew his goose was cooked, but the thick-skinned brat maintained his cool.
- Spargel Sauerkraut, a dame of German persuasion, had been at the centre of the sour affair. Vienna had only been a lovestruck fool forced into folly by her
- pes and crotch itch. Online dating was becomming more realistic with virtual heavy petting rooms. Chat rooms were a thing of the past. Vienna had not been looking for love but it
- seemed love was the only thing available to a silver surfer. That and grocery shopping. Vienna logged on to www.upyouraisle.com & chose to browse the nut section followed by gropin
- g for grapes from a bowl on her silver-plated desk. Surfing was strenuous work. Vienna wasn't just a silver surfer. She was also an ingenious internet surfer & had won awards for h
- er internet investigative services work. There was nothing Vienna enjoyed more than to catch some high level government official with his pants down on webcam. She'd toppled entire
- regimes with the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours spiel". When she started it was just curiosity, but now Vienna did it to change history. The more hypocritical the victim
- , the more victimized the hypocrit. Vienna showed hers, alright. She showed everyone! And everyone who saw hers died on the spot. Thus, everyone died. History was now history.
- Started
- 2012-08-20 22:25:45
- Finished
- 2014-01-10 19:27:40
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BlastedHeath Jan 10 2014 @ 22:29
Nice opener!