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"Yo dawg. I heard you liked doing the flop,

  • "Yo dawg. I heard you liked doing the flop, so I did the Harlem shake because all your base are belong to chuck testa!" My girlfriend screamed and ran away. It completely ruined
  • my marriage proposal I had planned on making to her. Heck, I thought she'd appreciate my humor, but I guess not. Pocketing the 2-carat engagement ring, I shrugged & went inside the
  • Super Void. The Super Void was a large and cold region in the universe. Maybe here I could forget about my fiance. But I encountered the oddest creature ever in the Void.
  • It was a man who listened to his fiancé and genuinely cared about her emotions. What a bizarro land this Super Void must be. He gladly wore a sweater his fiancé knit him. MY fiancé
  • in the Super Void let my counterpart watch football on the weekend and never interrupted poker night or harped about his beer belly. I devised a dastardly plan to trade places with
  • this lucky S.O.B. It involved an unapproved offsite face transplant, critical memory transfer and 100% commitment. There was no going back. What I didn't realize about the lifeswap
  • agreement was that it went on for 4732 pages -- and I don't sign a credit card receipt without reading it over thrice. Four years later, I penned my signature and the LifeSwap
  • producer and found mself in 'bama as a gator hater. My life as a die hard Buckeye now belonged to Billy Joe. How will I explain this when I get back? LifeSwap was supposed to
  • help me improve my own miserable existence, not force me to live out my life as overweight redneck. I stirred the grits, and took a deep sniff of the greens. Billy Joe had my lif
  • ting spoon between his teeth. Well, that's what it's like being Ruler of Earth's only Mars colony. Maybe you should have thought of that before the one-way trip. Too bad, so sad.
Started
2013-03-19 10:18:29
Finished
2015-07-17 10:30:26

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jul 17 2015 @ 14:45

    So the Supervoid is on Mars and is inhabited by rednecks who only read the Lifeswap fineprint four times? Okay.

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