dog carcass in alley this morning tire tread

dog carcass in alley this morning tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of
butter, the butter is made of tigers, the tigers are made of stutter beats, the beats are made of fingersnaps, the snaps are made of culturally conditioned neuronal spasms, the cou
-s-cous is dry and the waiter is deaf. One-half star." she typed into the review box and then hit post, knowing that she was going to have her revenge on the restaurant after all.
Her plan backfired as the eatery was horded by people who HAD to see the "deaf" waiter in action. For his part, he feigned lip reading- even with eyes closed! The place was a hit.
The plan worked because it turned out most people had no idea what being 'deaf' meant. Some thought that meant the waiter was unable to see.
Unfortunately their lack of proficiency in the English Language, proved to be quite dumb. The started waving their hands frantically in front of the "deaf" person.
Of course, I wasn't deaf. It was just that these morons had so much difficulty speaking English, I couldn't understand a thing they said. To think they were qualified negotiators!
But they were speaking the Queen's English which in private was potty mouthed cockney slang. So when they proposed a Battlecruiser for a total loser if we withdrew our poop scoop
While walking Winston the bulldog. Winston looked like a prime minister who could go tell it on the mountain. The message of being resilient resonated far and wide. The queen was
contrite and offered Winston the Bulldog the Royal Chew Toy and a green realm that owed so much to so few. Winston the Bulldog peed on a Beefeater's boots.

Started: 2014-12-13 13:20:16
Finished: 2018-01-03 00:04:00

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