"BWWRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!" Three and a half
- "BWWRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!" Three and a half hours of holiday cheer ended in 2 seconds and all over my mom's linoleum kitchen floor. It was pitch black and way past midnight.
- The nog had been strong with this one, but was now a skating rink of sick on the slippery linoleum. Her father rushed in, buttoning his junk up from the first attempts at marital
- LaCrosse. He opened up a tin of beef jerky, started chewing and realized it was dog jerky. Worse it was "Snausages." He chased it with Amstel Light, then his wife came in and
- It was chill
- The seafood platter had become one with the inspector. As the gentleman approached the buffet, there was a movement underneath the radish bowl. There was also a strange noise
- emanating from the large woman sitting behind him. She had also ordered the crusted tilapia. He knew that after 10 minutes, he too would be
- spewing from both ends. He though he had a Tums Extra Strength in his carryall and began ransacking it desperately. Damn! He could never find anything in here! He burped and
- shat at the same time. A strange sensation, but what followed made that seem quite minor. Here heard the guide knock at the outhouse door. Sirrr Siirr everything okay?
- I tried to reply but the smell was gagging me, so the guide began to ask more urgently. Upon hearing my struggle for air, he forced the door open. There I was, with my pants around
- my nose and my feet in my hat. I straightened my glasses, stood as straight as I could, and hopped away, leaving the guide behind.
- Started
- 2011-01-02 21:40:23
- Finished
- 2011-03-14 12:29:30
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