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Welcome to Pimp my Meal! with our cheapskate

  • Welcome to Pimp my Meal! with our cheapskate Chef Fats Waller. "Greetings greetings fellow gormandizers. Are you ready to grub-a-dub-dub? Today I pimp up this 2$ mac & cheese meal
  • brought in by a sad fast food customer! YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS NEVER LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE, C'MON! He begged us to pimp his meal and this time we get ridiculous! Watch as we add
  • the pickles, more cheese, add more cheese to the buger, come on lads help out this guy with his catastrify, we mst fix his burger. we ergently added pickles and onions rings, no sa
  • uce though. Sauce makes it gross and... well, mushy. No one likes it mushy...
  • With company coming in 8 hours, I put the whole gloppy mess in the freezer. Maybe if I served it as a terrine with whipped cream, they won't notice the texture.
  • I told my guests that I had to exorcise the memory of my cordon bleu cookery weekend in Gascony. "This," I said slapping the gunk into bowls, "is for those who never made it back
  • 'Nam. Wait -- I mean Gascony! Dammit, I can't distinguish any more!" Distraught, I cleared the prep table with a violent swipe and began to sob. Master Chef William Shatner placed
  • My dish on the table, all six courses at once. Vulcan stew with pigeon, mutton, ostrich and other rare meats, was delicious. That was accompanied by steamed rice, with mushrooms.
  • Served with this meal was a complimentary smoothie made out of black raspberries, fennel and sea monkey eyes. One sip and I had the strength of forty million sea monkeys.
  • Which should give me just enough strength to close this story as long as no new story was added in the last 70 characters that were left. Susie didn't show up in that time so: fin.
Started
2015-05-11 17:06:32
Finished
2016-09-12 19:59:30

2 Comments

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    Dhanithecat Sep 12 2016 @ 21:13

    A classic!
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    SlimWhitman Sep 13 2016 @ 04:06

    I dedicate my fold to Jack Horkheimer, the Star Hustler, whom I stole shamelessly from to construct my fold. Here's looking up to you, Jack.

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