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Frog and Toad were best friends.They rode

  • Frog and Toad were best friends.They rode bikes, sang, & baked cookies for each other. They were also partners in crime.This, boys& girls, is the true story of Frog & Toad Together
  • Forever. You see, Frog grew up a lonely tadpole with no mother or father, while Toad grew up much in the same way. They met in their early years of college and immediately hit it
  • off when they pledged the same fraternity. Very angry amphibians, Frog and Toad were. Angry at the world, but stuffing their feelings under a benign facade. After graduating, they
  • moved back in with their parents because Toad and Frog could not find real work.
  • After 3 weeks putting up with Mother Toad nagging "Your not worth a wart on my back", he'd had enough, packed his flies and went to visit Frog. Frog's mom said "Oy, vaat is dat
  • oowful stench? It schmells like Oscah's goitah ointment, oy vey." It was then that I realized that Frog's mother was every Jewish stereotype that Hollywood had churned out over the
  • past eight decades or so since Tinsel Town's "golden era" in the 1920's. E'yup. A real Fran Drescher type. I beat out a tattoo on the table with my fingers as I wondered if she
  • was really who claimed she was. "Trust but verify", I recalled my grandfather's dying words.
  • She spoke those words at the same moment that I plunged the knife deep into her breast and whispered in her ear, "Shhh... don't cry, grans, just take your medicine". The irony
  • of the situation was that I'd stolen and taken her medicine just moments before. As I twisted the knife, I felt the effects of the drugs take hold. What a glorious day!

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