He gingerly opened the door. The flashing
- He gingerly opened the door. The flashing lights blinded him. The Indian in the cupboard had built a casino. The Indian walked out in a shark skin suit and
- all of a sudden, came a little blue white creature that looked like a smurf, until
- I fed it food at midnight. It turned into a gremlin! The little monster started ravaging the kitchen and then it...
- booked a flight to Hoboken and proceed to tear at the wing. The only witness was that guy from priceline. "We.. MUST... STOP... THAT GREMLIN!" I was reading the Sky Mall, so I
- used the handy airfone to order up one a them all-in-one Gremlin catch and contain units on page 72. Ten minutes later I was out on the wing with a G2 9000 and an angry Gremlin
- being severely distressed in what was an inconvenient balancing act for him. 6000 feet in the air was no place for a gremlin, even though he could survive better than me, but he
- shifted the AMC Gremlin into reverse, which brought the wacky 80's time machine back to prsent day. "Balance, my pitootie. Whacha gonna do now?" the gremlin driver said to himself
- and to the him in the passenger seat. It took a moment for them to recognize one another. "Gah!" they shouted in unison. The time-traveling AMC Gremlin had cloned the driver
- . It was a prickly situation since the time-traveling taxi fee schedule didn't cover cloned drivers. "I'm not paying a surcharge for extra passengers!" said passenger Grockberger
- just as snarky Ned Carpo popped in to say that maybe Grockberger should consider his own temporomaterial footprint. Grockberger paid the cabbie and walked home in the rain.
- Started
- 2011-08-01 21:28:57
- Finished
- 2014-05-04 21:38:07
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