One morning when I woke up, I opened my eyes

One morning when I woke up, I opened my eyes and looked to my left. What I saw was crazy, well more so that it shocked me and scared me to death. This thing that was next to me was
my sister. I got up faster than I had ever gotten up before, and couldn't think of anything except that it had happened again. Why does this happen every time I
get excited? Then my sister pointed at me and said, "that's it. That's the song!!!" So I said, "I'm so excited?" And then my sister said, "And I just can't hide it!" And then
we just didn't care anymore!Let them talk!Incest or not we were not sinners,my sister and I!Our love was as pure as were the sacred fluids we exchanged.
Which is probably a bad analogy since we were both infested with STDs. But we didn't care about that either. Once you're out in the open about intercourse with your sister
... Father Simski held up his hand. "That's enough," he admonished. "Do you repent?" I pondered his question carefully, scratched myself a few times, then replied. "Yes, Father. I
repent, but not if I have to do the "acts of contrition" that Father Handsey always requires of me. Those get a little awkward, especially when I have to crawl into that harness.
Father Handsey has a large number of stables where he keeps race horses. Father Handsey's gambling problem had meant he was in debt to the
Cuban mafia. No amount of sit-ups could get Fr Handsey out of this dilemma. The mafia were looking for him, he owed way too much. Fr Handsey was hiding in his favorite
porn cellar, the one with the stained glass windows of Solomon's "Song of Songs". The Cuban Mafia caught Father Handsey and threw him into the Gulf of Mexico, but he walked it off.

Started: 2011-08-12 14:04:20
Finished: 2013-02-15 11:40:20

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