asjdnasjdh kjdasidhqwioeqwkne 2
- asjdnasjdh kjdasidhqwioeqwkne 2
- I cursed as Dr. Pepper slalomed down the rest of my keyboard. I almost set up the date with the perfect woman and my response was "asjdnasjdh kjdasidhqwioeqwkne 2". No hope.
- But then she wrote back: adfaskjdfskljdfskljdfasa. Stunned. i was talking her language. So I slammed the keyboard and my computer shut off. Noooooooo, my dream woman was
- gone, how would I find her again? I stole my sisters laptop and logged in, hoping to find my love waiting for me. She was there! "shjfdjasahghggay", she turned on her cam, wow, she
- looked better with a low pixel count. "Hey babe, what's..." I paused. My sister's tabs were "Kill Brother," "Chemistry of Bleach," and "Cute Puppy Pix". All garnered suspicion. She
- had also been reportedly seen going to bars and buying alcoholic drinks for pregnant women. My sister was acting strange, and she seemed to be aware that I knew. My life was in
- for a surprise. I just knew it. That dipsomaniac of a sister I've got is going to give birth to her down syndrome child and look to our family for support. This is going to be the
- straw that breaks the camels back. Rushing her off at 14 for an emergency back alley abortion was one thing, but passing her mentally disabled child off onto was crossing the line.
- Wascross Ingdaline was furious. Why should he have to take care of this girl's retarded kid, huh? It wasn't like he didn't have enough things going on in his own life, right?
- He didn't know what he was getting himself into at all. He didn't need to get into it, but at the same time he did.
- Started
- 2011-05-25 14:28:31
- Finished
- 2012-09-09 03:43:03
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Zetawilk Sep 09 2012 @ 04:02
I'm noticing a trend with subsequent folds.
thin-enough Sep 09 2012 @ 14:01
Yes. That's my style. I'm a little dark. It's hard to describe what I'm feeling in just a sentence or two.
thin-enough Sep 09 2012 @ 14:02
Wrong post. Oops.
Zetawilk Sep 09 2012 @ 14:44
Can't just be zip-zoop-zop zany absurdism ALL the time!
thin-enough Sep 10 2012 @ 02:08
Very true.