Cage Wests' college track days are paying

Cage Wests' college track days are paying off as he gains on the the diamond thief he has tracked over three continents and two years.
Unfortunately Cage West is the diamond thief. He has split personalities. He has circled the globe perpetually gaining on himself for two years now.
He nearly caught himself while napping off a rum bender on Oahu last February. But he gave himself the slip after swimming through an underwater tunnel to a nuclear sub. Cage lit a
all five of his underwater Roman candles to light the way through the tunnel, and then he carelessly tossed them aside. Cage had about 70 seconds before the sub exploded and
he was history. What should I do in my last 70 seconds? Write my will..no time..call my mother..certainly not. McGyver my way out of here! Yes, that's it! This sub is only 100 ft
from the surface, I hacked the torpedo launcher with a hairpin, bobsled a torpedo into the launchtube, lept into an empty warhead chamber, closed the hatch & waited: 20s countdown!
I checked my rebreather as water sloshed into the torperdo tube. 4...3...2...1! Go! Blast off! Go? I had counted to 20 but still no boom. I heard a tap on the metal. "Sir?"
Some three years later, the rebreather breathed its last. The only replacement was in China and they took only RMB for payment. It would have cost. £4879. So we didn't bother and
instead fed him bated breath at lower and lower values to ween them off it. We were wasting our time. This had been envisioned and surmounted in the past/future in the long ago now
forgotten. Time was now stretched out of shape like a rubber Barbra Streisand mask that Orson Wells had used as an adult diaper. It was flaccid and smelly. Awful, really.

Started: 2014-04-10 10:55:01
Finished: 2017-02-25 11:46:38

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