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My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00."

  • My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00." Suddenly, I realized I was in a dream and that I didn't owe him a damn cent." "Here's a fluffy bunny instead. See ya."
  • Well hell. I sat up in bed, soaked in sweat, wondering for the upteenth time what I did to deserve these nightmares. It was then I saw the rabbit standing in the corner, holding
  • a list. The rabbit began: "Why? Because you parked in that handicapped spot. Because you said you did it when you didn't. Because you took more than just one Halloween candy from
  • the kid's basket. The tiger was listening to him impassively, he knew that nothing rabbit said mattered because he was just a dream, a creation, a ghost.
  • When the facade rabbit finished his tale, the tiger yawned and said, "Wow, you really know how to tell a story, but I have an even better story than you could ever tell." The rabbi
  • -t pinched both the tiger's cheeks & wiggled them. "You're so cute when you're boastful!" "Hey, cut that out! So do you want to hear the story or not?" "Let's hear it, man eater."
  • "I always wanted to be a tamer of large cats. Ever since I was a small child," he began. The tiger rumbled and looked at him wistfully. He could tell this was going to be good.
  • The tiger began to nibble gently on the kind man, lulling him into a false sense of security. Then he drew blood. The man, still trusting, held out his hand. The tiger consumed him
  • licking his lips, he thought "Trusting fool. I could grow to like human meat" and then "but I'm a pacifist, vegan, I could never do that." followed by, "No, I'm a 500 lb carnivore
  • that enjoys the limbs of living things." Back and forth he went, until he passed out from exhaust and food poisoning. The dilemnic man exhaled one last breath: "Mama."

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