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It was time for the Bimillennial Dinosaur

  • It was time for the Bimillennial Dinosaur conference on Godwana. King Tyrranosaurus gave a fiery speech warning of the invasion of furry teeted night crawlers. Pantydraco laughed
  • at King Tyrronosaurus' opening remarks,causing the KT to pause right in the middle of his speech. "You, Pantydraco, DARE to laugh about such a serious situation? The night crawlers
  • still writhed in between the King Tyrannosaurus's teeth. He was the new king of Prehistoria and married his borther's sister. The dead king's son, another terror lizard saw a ghost
  • And said, "How dare thee, dinosaur, invade my nest inside the bushes grown above the hole where I was born and died a bonnie prince?" The ghost replied, "My GPS has indicated that
  • we're so far back in time there aren't any satellites for the GPS to hook up to. The screen just says Read the Manual & offers to print it out on clay tablets in cuniform for me.
  • "Useless," I growled, throwing a wild punch at the screen. The thin glass shattered around my knuckles, sending shards through the air. Lurid, red blood dripped from my knuckles.
  • I ran through the streets of New York brandishing my bloody fist like a banner. "I'm free, you fools!" I yelled, "No longer am I the slave of the screen!" But no-one heard me, as
  • they were all deaf. Still I reveled in my newfound freedom, blood-shod feet matching that of my fist as I ran through the streets of New York toward my
  • lover. After all these years I still had a feeling in my heart she was waiting for me. What with fleeing prison and having nothing to do, I knew this was the perfect opportunity to
  • do something completely stupid, selfish, and worthless. I drove over to her house with the express intent to kidnap, rape, and hold for ranson her crazy psycho sister-in-law, Joy.
Started
2013-01-14 12:05:22
Finished
2018-12-14 14:52:28

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