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He heard the sirens getting louder as they

  • He heard the sirens getting louder as they drew closer to the Dunkin Donuts. Barry had
  • had dreams like this before. Nearly got to his fav donut, could imagine the cream in his mouth, then was yanked by the collar, thrown to the floor by a sassy redheaded policewoman
  • who wore a rasberry beret and converse. She slapped his twice and said, "Shaka Kan!" and that's when the police woman said,
  • "it'll be a cold day in he'll before you touch me there again" Just then, the entire complex exploded, as if in a blockbuster movie. It was like
  • the devil heard her,case they woke in hell.Little red demons laughed at her and shook the snow of their pointy wings:hell did freeze over and he could now do to her wathever he
  • found necessary in accordance with her plentiful crimes. The devil's minions were bored of stabbing her with pitchforks day in, day out, so to make things more interesting they
  • decided to convene and have a brainstorming session to come up with more interesting ways of punishment. Lucifer called the full Board of Managing Demons together and opened the
  • powerpoint presentation. "By this pie-chart, the damned are no longer screaming in torment, they are just pouting in ennui. We need to light a fire under this project, literally."
  • Zexoryx asked, "Could we stop turning the damned into goats first? Apparently 'Zebras Don't Get Ulcers' -- so maybe eternal torment becomes the new blah. Although roasted goat"
  • is a creative way to go, and goat's milk is a good way to supply the skeletal demons with calcium. At least Death was finally branching out - expanding his, you know, Reapertoire.

2 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Apr 22 2012 @ 22:44

    I love Satan.

  2. buddyboy4711 Apr 22 2012 @ 23:27

    He does jam. Bill Hicks's take: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ic_xaa3rCA

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