BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs
- BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs sux. Love is war? LOL. Thought popo 2+NG. Big Bro BFF? Not! :)
- This blog entry was in 1984 but it say "love is war LOL" I don't know buy was "lol" a thing back than I don't this all seem a little bit odd to him, thentire thing seemed a bit too
- grammaticritically conformist compost me? 1984 is 2014, i am write, know? George or well any other DFW (depressing futures writer) can't lol his way out of a kittylitter mountain.
- " I pinched the bridge of my nose. The computer was definitely broken and that meant I was stuck in orbit with Dr. Gel, Admiral Perry's head-headhunter on my tail. There was only
- enough room in the ship's escape pods for three people and the Hyper Space Ship Helre had a crew of five. Two of us weren't going to make it out alive and would be ripped apart by
- space crocs or whatever it was that we'd seen out of the porthole. The engineer was a largely disposable robot, but we still needed to decide which of the 4 humans to leave behind.
- A boy genius, a pilot, a doctor, and me -- which of us should be sacrificed? It was a tough call, but the entire space mission was at stake. Our robot engineer suggested "Why not
- all of us?" Wait a nanosecond. "Robot, when you calculated how many of us could fit in the escape pod, did you count yourself In the escape pod or Out?
- " The robot thought about this until smoke emerged from his hatch. "Excuse me," he muttered before adding, "I had assumed that the escape pod was only for humans and that I would
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