January: August the Alcoholic and Delilah
- January: August the Alcoholic and Delilah the Deranged got married. February:
- Delilah had a nervous breakdown and called her friend, the witch doctor. Dr. Wicked was an expert lobotomist. August had heard lobotomies were helpful at curing mental illnesses.
- His preferred method of curing mental illness was lots of spices, mesquite, and meat grinding of affected brain cells, and he had a liberal view about what constituted affection.
- Which is why he is not allowed near nurseries, schools, old folks homes, funeral parlors, prisons, churches, synagogues, temples, mosques, or any zoos. But he was a fine lobotomis
- t and a four star restaurant chef. It's best not to think about it too much. Sit down and enjoy your meal. "Fugetaboutit!" Who needs brains when you have
- a huge hickey bearing the unmistakable tooth-mark patterns of Jessica Blankridge on your neck? This will surely make you the talk of the Grundson Junior High Lunchroom. Walk with
- confidence, and pray that with every step you take, your neck will shrink a centimetre or two. Do not wish too hard, or you will find yourself but a mere speck, and this
- might sound fun to you, exploring the carpet like it's a giant beige forest. But you have responsibilities you can't fulfill if you're tiny. At least not if your THAT tiny. Instead
- you should drink the elixir that will grow you to the size you need to be. You should be careful not to drink too much or you will
- grow obliquely. You know, this elixir is extracted from the Pisa river, where flowers don't grow linear.
- Started
- 2016-07-27 07:45:39
- Finished
- 2017-07-05 19:15:47
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LordVacuity Jul 06 2017 @ 21:27
a line is a curve with zero y extension.