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FaceBook seemed to be consuming her but she

  • FaceBook seemed to be consuming her but she loved it. She loved finding all the old friends she'd found, especially the ones from high school. What she didn't like was
  • that she heard that her boyfriend was connecting with his old girlfriends.
  • So she suggested they contacted them together to see if anyone was interested in a threesome, to spice up their dwindling relationship
  • -marketing website E Harmony added the "Menage a Trois" tab. Business boomed. The conservative investors made money hand over fist. They spent it on family values campaigns
  • and worked both sides against the middle, kind of like their new E-Harmony threesome option. They were more interested in appearing family values, than being it. Their IPO orgies
  • were less than harmonious to say the least. Allof the freshly hired E-Harmony execs were just too jealous of each other to have an orgy. IPO greed just wouldn't let them share.
  • Because they each wanted the biggest piece and as anyone who has been to an orgy knows, after a while all the pieces seem the same. E-Harmony would have to COME up with a new Promo
  • "...and EJACULATE a new strategy?" I corrected her: "Actually dear, that's not a double-entendre; it's just a naughty word. Try something simpler, like 'Uranus.'"
  • "Hmm" she said. "Something like: If I travel deep into the center of Uranus, would I find any live animals trapped there?" "Yeah that's it!" I said. "Or how about
  • is your sphincter the warp gate to a rodent convention?". She laughed & spurted beer from her nose. The party game to come up with euphemisms for sexual perversions was a success.
Started
2011-01-17 22:59:53
Finished
2011-06-23 00:48:48

1 Comments

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    49erFaithful Jun 23 2011 @ 15:48

    If I assembled a crew of scientists to probe Uranus with various tools and instruments, do you think we could make any money off the video?

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