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I was having a beautiful walk, when suddenly

  • I was having a beautiful walk, when suddenly a wild junkie appeared and tried to stab a needle in my arm..
  • she smelt like poo but she was hot so i leated her take advantage of me
  • she put her hand down my pants and started to.....
  • Furiously started to stroke my nuts until they fell off.
  • Hey, don't knock it until you try it. In my opinion, if you've never experienced the feeling of nuts falling off, you haven't lived. Anyway all that stroking was the most exercise
  • I've seen in months, since that fish incident. How was I supposed to realize that "la pesca" meant no fishing in Spanish, I read it as "One Peso", so I left a peso by the sign.
  • I'd no sooner caught a 4kg gurnard when I was thrown into a Mexican prison. My hands were still fish-slimy as I shook the bars of my cell & cried. "Noooo! There's been a mistake!"
  • I poked 20 dollar bills through the bars. The Frederales unshackled me and put me in a bare room. "Pesca?" said the officer. "Si" I said showing my tackle box. I was dropped off in
  • Albuquerque at the local Los Polos Hermanos,
  • hmmmm. 10 piece chicken and Waffles meal with a side of 8======D

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