The stock market was about to crash. Inspite
- The stock market was about to crash. Inspite of all the financial advice to hold on, Sarah decided to sell all her shares and invest in a website selling organic produce instead.
- Turns out Sarah made the right decision. Her stocks in "Garden of Delight" nearly quadrupled, making her an overnight millionare. While the rest of the market suffered catastrophic
- losses Sarah cashed out and lived large. She saw Italy, Switzerland, and dabbled in the Greek islands before settling for a spell in the south of France. She picked up the language
- of ancient Lascaux and taught it to dozens of lovers in the region through linguo-cranial transmission, until Sarah met the croupier Gaston in Monte Carlo, who was a nascent shaman
- -izing Box Terrier. The Nez Pierce Indians adopted the little dog after it fell out a shopping cart. It had learned to "enter" the spirit world and now the dog took Sarah to
- the spirit world Trader Joe's to pick up some chick peas. The Nez Pierce Indians often ran into trouble going to town, so their adopted Box Terrier helped to shop for hummus. Sarah
- Conner grabbed her gun and followed the small dog into the Spirit World's camping supply store. The dog led her to some ghostly hummus. She wasn't sure if it would work, but cybo
- the clown assured her that the ghostly hummus was extremely flammable. So she took a match to it and
- hoped for the best. Damn clown lied, the hummus did not catch on fire, but it make the roasted red pepper flavoring even yummier! I tried to find the pita chips, but could not
- open my mouth. Then it was all for naught? No way, Josė! And Josė the clown finally had the retribution that he'd always wanted, but was it what he needed?
- Started
- 2011-07-25 02:08:41
- Finished
- 2012-08-31 08:43:19
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49erFaithful Aug 31 2012 @ 12:31
Interesting tale. Quite a variety of experiences in this one.
Zetawilk Aug 31 2012 @ 12:45
Quite a tall tale to be sure!