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Terry looked at me. I looked at him. Terry

  • Terry looked at me. I looked at him. Terry looked back at me. I looked back at him. We shared this moment together, this scheming look that only two best friends would understand.
  • Awwww, who am I trying to kid. I didn't like Terry and he liked me even less. I guess me stealing his girlfriend, Kathy Fripp didn't help matters. Of course, Kathy dumped me for
  • half a bottle of Pepto Bismol and a preused condom. I didn't ask but I was mad about my half of the Pepto Bismol. "Hey Terry, at least she left you for a man." He took that as a po
  • go stick and damn near hopped out of his depression. I'd never seen a man change so quickly in front of my own eyes. He swigged the last half of Pepto Bismol and smiled. "Thanks,"
  • he said, slamming the Pepto Bismol down on the counter. I stared at the man, the one with a grin on his face and pink liquid dribbling down his chin, and I wondered if he was sane.
  • "You are probably wondering if I am sane," he said calmly. I couldn't believe it! "...and you can't believe I just said that." he continued. This had to be a joke. "No, no joke."
  • Matthew began to levitate again for the fifth time today, "Definitely legitimately doing this" Caleb dropped her groceries and fainted, the devil's got her son again
  • . Aunt Cray commanded: "Matthew Brackwell, you shall keep your feet on terra firma, or there will be hell to pay." Cray helped her psi-blind sister Caleb pick up the groceries and
  • Uncle Julia measured Caleb's sneezes at 75 decibels. Bob Dylan was blowing in the wind and sang to her in an effort to not disturb the tomatoes. It was a new world record!
  • The largest tomato protecting nose blow in history. Uncle Julie and Caleb nominated it for the best new nose in a musical category at the Emmies and she won!
Started
2016-02-12 20:55:25
Finished
2017-02-20 19:55:35

4 Comments

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    Rebbie Feb 20 2017 @ 19:58

    Whoa! This one did too much Pepto Bismal in the 60's.
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    Dhanithecat Feb 20 2017 @ 20:01

    My uncle used pepto bismol nightly...:) ah the power of memory. Dali was righ .
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    Dhanithecat Feb 20 2017 @ 20:01

    My uncle used pepto bismol nightly...:) ah the power of memory. Dali was right .
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    Cozhee Feb 21 2017 @ 01:46

    lol that was great

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