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The Donkey was very large and looked like

  • The Donkey was very large and looked like it could crash a whole town in a matter of minutes.
  • but it turns out it just looked giant because it was a plastic donkey in a snowglobe with an even smaller plastic city
  • I was suddenly very confused. Was I dreaming? What is real? What is fake? I just don't know anymore!
  • For years they'd spun their little lies about the fat bearded man, and the toys, and flying reindeer. They had forced me to be good on penalty of coal. And I was the sucker that
  • fell for it cane, tree & stocking. But never again! I cornered them cold on Christmas eve. "If you believe in him, he'll bring toys. If not, he won't. So do you?" said Dad. I froze
  • in disbelief. Dad still believed in Santa? Even I knew he wasn't real. Dad was 48! How could he still believe in Santa?
  • Was it a desperate attempt to hold on to his childhood or was he hiding a different secret? The fact that he kept 2 reindeer in the garden should have been the clue. I decided to
  • open the gate and take a closer look at the reindeer. None of them had a red nose it was not a lost childhood but definitely another secret. the left reindeer started coming toward
  • the gate, anxious to take me around the world. I had been warned not to fill my bestiary with prostitute reindeer, but I didn't listen. I was seduced by their willingness to
  • provide salt licks in vile positions. Vixen and Prancer were the call-girl reindeer; they're mother Maxine was madam of the stable. Santa would be coming to town after all.

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