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The rain splashed against the bottoms of

  • The rain splashed against the bottoms of his shoes as he ran through the midnight shower. The zombie ninjas were hot on his trail and he was running out of options, when suddenly
  • Gummi Bear Delta-Force parachuted in. They laid siege on the Zombie ninjas. He hid in the bushes and watched the melee.
  • The slow moving zombie ninjas were no match for the translucent Delta-Force armed with rapid fire assault pez dispensers. He chuckled to himself in the bushes as the zombies
  • adated and used riot trash lid shields to deflect pez can- wait... This isn't funny! His delta force was losing! He had to resort to the M1A1 ABRAMS cardboard tank equipped with
  • Nerf football shells and silly string machine guns. they rolled the cardboard tank down the hallway, firing silly string everywhere. The enemy combatants fled with their pez guns,
  • curiously pointed into their own addicted mouths. "Youw newwer tagus awiiiiiii" they screamed over their shoulders. Nerf shells pounded the abandoned defenses. Rubber band archers
  • aimed at a lone figure with a bag over his head in a dark courtyard. "Ready, aim, SNAP!" shouted their commander. Elastic rings rang through the night and pelted the unfortunate
  • elves who cowered in their teeny voices. "Help us, Elrond!" There was naught the elves could do against the rubber band assault on them, but start winding up wooden toy vehicles.
  • Suddenly the doors came crashing down and all combat ceased for a tiny moment as everyone assessed the situation. Friend or foe? It was the Elves of Twilight. Friend or foe! Elrond
  • yelled, “Kill them all and let Ilúvatar sort them out!” and promptly pierced his own heart with his own dagger. The moment passed and the war was then on known as Elrond’s Folly.
Started
2015-02-03 15:04:22
Finished
2020-08-09 10:24:18

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