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With the razor wire, moats, guard dogs, and

  • With the razor wire, moats, guard dogs, and search lights, I would finally rule the Separatist Kingdom of my home. Now for the postage stamps...
  • I put on a tin foil tiara, took a selfie in the bathroom mirror & printed out several thousand on sticky paper. Now for my Separatist Kingdom currency. I sprayed dried banana slice
  • s with godiva chocolate after covering them with a stensil showing my lovely profile. But my Separatist Kingdom needs an economy. I'll trained my 12 monkey's to pay for their food
  • stamps. I took the 12 Monkeys to watch "Twelve Monkeys."
  • We also saw 2 Fast 2 Furious, 16 Candles, 8 Mile, 10 Things I Hate About You & The 3 Amigos. After that, the 12 Monkeys and I were hungry, so we took my Fiat 2000 to Five Guys
  • where the 12 monkeys cried 96 tears because I could only afford 6 quarter pounders (car payments, y'know) which they had to share. The monkeys then demanded 31 flavors of ice cream
  • , smothered, covered, scattered, & chunked, & 6 7Ups and 6 Coke Zeros, the greedy little bastards. After dinner, the 12 monkeys decided they wanted to jump on the bed & sing
  • But I forbade it. I gathered the 12 monkeys up and stuffed them back in the oak barrel where they belong. Then I rushed into the living room and turned on the tv for my favorite
  • sitcom.The show's canned laughter & my own guffaws contrasted weirdly with the frantic wheezings of my expiring pet monkeys, fighting for each breath in their oak barrel prison.But
  • throughout their battles, I noticed each monkey look more and more human.
Started
2013-11-16 10:02:38
Finished
2017-07-19 08:03:52

2 Comments

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    Chaz Jul 19 2017 @ 08:11

    Thanks @Shortfellow, They Might Be Giants - One Dozen Monkeys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgPcQP54X-I
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    Shortfellow Jul 20 2017 @ 11:34

    Haha, that's certainly an earworm

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