I love transformers! They call me Lockdown.

I love transformers! They call me Lockdown. Once you see my face you know its the end.
Until I transform, of course, and you see that it's actually the beginning. I'm an Ironicabot. Dinobots and Constructibots have nothing on me. Even Optimus Prime can't match my
awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha!!! I will be the ruler of this land and that cant stop me unless
, unless Sarah comes back. Damn that Sarah, she always tried to take my crown but she needs to learn that I am the king!
"And as King I will have my Sponge Cake and feed it too." When this got out the news services were all over it. Who made the sponge cake? Was the capitalization significant or not
really that big of a deal. Idk man I'm just an intern janitor who walked in front of a live camera at FOX 13 news. What's that? Keep going? Ok... ...Well in other news
Putin has put in his petunias to show how far Russia has come in its effort to "go green". Who wrote this news item, anyway? Bombs are falling and all we're talking about is
Putin's private life? Yes he has weird taste in men, but I'm not caught up in their love affair. I've got more important things to think about, like
Dealing with clowns in global governments, who were dumb enough to want WW3.They all seemed to have attended the same clown school. Putin was fed up with the usual crapola.
So what else could he do? He temporarily invaded Clownea, until the clowns were peaceful. What followed as usual, however, was the usual international media smear campaign.

Started: 2014-10-13 09:04:36
Finished: 2016-11-18 19:41:34

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