Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal
- Did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?
- Yes! That's what happens when you live in Detroit Big Boy.
- Bob's Big Boy became the new mayor of Detroit. If anyone could fix Detroit, it was he. With his cherubic smile & checkered overalls, Big Boy flipped that city like the burgers he
- served. Bob's Big Boy was the best mayor detroit had every seen. So great that they built a giant statue in his honor. This of course led to much confusion.
- Because the local Priest looked just like Bob's Big Boy. The statue had the opposite effect.
- Everyone feared the priest, people couldn't look at him with a straight face. when he walked down the street everybody sped up and people standing still would start walking.
- They were all scared of the punishment of offending the priest, but he just looked...so damn funny. Better to avoid him than be caught laughing. Even the nuns
- stitched their veils shut, but still ran around giggling when they thought of the ridiculous priest. Monks self-flaggelated to keep themselves from laughing out loud. But one day
- they could no longer contain their laughter. The hot gasses that had been accumulating in their guts for years suddenly burst forth, ripping a hole in their stomach the size of a
- small Sub-Saharan embassy - which is to say it was actually quite large. They staggered a bit, holding each other for support, and then collapsed to the floor. It felt good to die.
- Started
- 2013-07-18 19:36:00
- Finished
- 2015-05-23 22:14:23
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