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I believed Aiden when he claimed to be a

  • I believed Aiden when he claimed to be a dancer; dance has no entrance exam. He tapped my back lovingly. "A good dancer romps with purpose, maybe even grace, and charges $40/hour."
  • But I didn't know how to romp, and I definitely didn't have a purpose, so I asked Aiden to teach me. Aiden told me he would as long as I promised I wouldn't skimp on the $40.
  • But I looked into my wallet saw that I only had $39.99. "Um, I'm a penny short, dude." "Sorry," replied Aiden."No romping lessons for you." I then purposefully searched for a penny
  • vigorously in my front pocket to reveal just how vital I was. Aiden said, "Boy you really want a romp lesson."
  • "Aiden," I replied, "thank you for pointing out the bleedin' obvious." I proceeded to romp with all my heart and soul. Even Aiden, not the hairiest hippy in the yurt, caught my
  • drift & my infectious enthusiasm and so joined me in romping about the yurt. The other hippies put down their hookahs, bongs, pipes and spliffs, exhaled & reprimanded Aiden & I for
  • Our public displays of affection. Those hippies were surely very judgmental so Aiden and I left. We were not going to stay in a place where love was hated upon.
  • My blennophobia took over the sky, where Lucy kept her diamonds. The dreaded slime found in the food offered at Slime King made me want to throw up, right then and there. Bubba was
  • only bubbles in the slime by now and I still didn't have change for the space shuttle. She had 30 parcs before she missed it and have to spend a third day on this one trump planet.
  • The third day on this 3-Rock from the sun was torture. I was fed by confused Hollywood tourists and picked up by immigration. Al least they deported me all the way home.
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2013-08-19 22:48:14
Finished
2017-02-08 17:19:09

7 Comments

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    LordVacuity Feb 08 2017 @ 18:02

    You were lucky Rebbie; you could have wound up in the Plutonian Internment Camps.
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    Rebbie Feb 08 2017 @ 18:47

    Nah, my uncle Phil works there. He'd just take me home in his floating torture chamber complete with acid pools and Sarin saunas. It's the best!
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    LordVacuity Feb 08 2017 @ 18:51

    I thought Core Control was trying to get rid of those floating torture chambers. I guess it takes time for the rules to catch up with the colony planets. Or is it true what they say that the colony planets was their independence?
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    LordVacuity Feb 08 2017 @ 18:52

    I thought Core Control was trying to get rid of those floating torture chambers. I guess it takes time for the rules to catch up with the colony planets. Or is it true what they say that the colony planets want their independence?
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    Rebbie Feb 08 2017 @ 19:01

    Rules are for fools as Uncle Phil says. He usually bribes the Core bots with a free oil change and whats Central going to do about it? They are light years away trying to conquer Ulma 5. They won't be back anytime soon since all their mother-in-laws have retired there.
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    LordVacuity Feb 08 2017 @ 19:08

    That is strange. Right now when I tried to access The Aether to get info on Ulma 5, my neural network crashed and when it rebooted I had only a message saying No Info Available.
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    Rebbie Feb 08 2017 @ 19:10

    Oh those mother-in-laws are tricky. Watch your back Futique. Now that they know you're out there it could get dicey.

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