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One day, the giant pixie set out to hunt

  • One day, the giant pixie set out to hunt down a very wise spider. She left the Castle of Azerouth at 1:45pm and headed towards the Blue Lagoon. When she arrived,
  • the spider was waiting for her. He had set out two cups and told the giant pixie if she wanted his advice, she had to drink from a cup. One cup had poison in it, the other did not.
  • The spider had confused the meme two girls one cup with two cups one girl (female giant pixie). A simple mistake. I would not recommend watching two girls one cup as it is
  • not as funny as any of your friends will claim. In fact, if they force you to watch it on their computer it will be drastically less funny. But you will earn a free pass to show th
  • em whatever inane YouTube videos you liked, and perhaps in doing so cause them to realise that no-one really cares what other people watch on the internet.Unless it's asdfmovie, or
  • A documentary about the various kinds of wurst. Four years later, Dr. Knackwurst hired a young brat as his assistant. They both spoke the same language, Wurstish. His clinic was a
  • one of a kind Rehab for traumatized sausages. The assistant Bockworst grilled the patients to smoke out the missing links before turning them over to Dr. Knackwurst
  • , who recognized them for the brats that they were. "Why, I oughta take a bite outta every one of you!" Dr. Knackwurst shouted. "Losing our links like that! I never sausage a
  • bunch of weenies!" The brats looked down, scratching their buns as Dr. Knackwurst continued his tirade. "Why can't you ketchup? I mustard every time you act this way!"
  • The wurst got it the worse. "You're Sauerkrauting golden diggers, with your buns and without them!" Ever since the the wieners come in 8s and the buns come in 6.

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