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Y cuando ya creia que habia tocado las estrellas

  • Y cuando ya creia que habia tocado las estrellas con la punta de los dedos, se dió cuenta de que estaba boca a bajo.
  • "Uh huh, sure, you can use it!" I shouted back to him. I continued fiddling with the manifold plating on the space station exterior. When I looked back, the sun set him on fire.
  • I got out a packet of space marshmellows and waited as he slowly drifted towards me. I considered the rest of my crew inside the space station and toasted enough marshmellows for
  • a fat man to gag on." That was my latest catchphrase. None of my phrases have caught on yet. For instance, this is my favorite, "That's More than half a clown you could hit with a
  • ham sandwich." It almost went viral when I posted a video on youtube of the "meat slap a clown" dance that I invented to go along with my catchphrase, but the evil clown overlords
  • channeled the ghost of Mama Cass who insisted on overseeing the choreography. The "Meat Slap A Clown" video, although it never really went viral, did catch the attention of
  • the Clown Syndicate, who was looking to expand beyond krokodil into military arms and the transsexual slave trade. "Meat Slap a Clown," Honcho declared, "is the perfect front for
  • military arms and the transsexual slave trade. What Honcho failed to consider was the impact of the name of the front organization -- "Meat Slap a Clown" drew the ire of PETA and
  • Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey Circus. Honcho first noticed he was being followed by a sinister-looking "ringmaster" & a couple of gorillas while he was having coffee at
  • The Boathouse Café at The Regent's Park boating lake. They were sipping cappuccino & eyeing him furtively. Sadly, Honcho noticed too late. There was no time for anything to happen.
Started
2012-12-04 15:03:41
Finished
2014-08-17 00:29:42

2 Comments

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    Gibber Aug 17 2014 @ 00:49

    Um, this one made me laugh until it hurt.
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    Zetawilk Aug 17 2014 @ 09:40

    1. And when he thought he had already touched the stars with the tip of the fingers, he realized that he was upside down.

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