He paced anxiously back & forth, wearing

He paced anxiously back & forth, wearing a track in the cheap carpet. 9 1/2 months of dedicated study was supposed to prepare him, but right now he made coffee nervous. He entered
the academy with a too-tight grin, fearful his lips would flap back with the flap-flap-flap sound of a blind given a yank. The rictus froze on his face -- his judge was
Japanese tenor Akikawa Masafumi. The tenor made the song popular after performing it during
the Crowning of the Hippo Festival. Oh, what a wondrous night that was. It was the night I felt most alive, and it was during the tenor's song that I saw
a man in a black baseball cap and blue windbreaker jacket advancing toward the stage carrying a bulging plastic shopping-bag in one hand.
Moving to the center of the platform, he tilted his cap back, raised the bag above his head, and called out to us, "Peanuts! Get yer peanuts!. " I raised my hand to buy some and
realised too late that it was a trap as he threw a blade at me, severing my arm. I vowed to get revenge one day, so when the hospital gave me a choice of replacement limbs I chose
a string of grapefruits, stitched into my arm socket. I spent my hospital stay brooding and plotting. I'd get him back, I'd get more cirtic acid in his eye than there was
room inside an elephant for a colony of hamsters. I requested more morphine to ease the pain and I saw Bob Saget in front of my bed, arms crossed, feet in power stance. He said
have you seen uncle Jesse?

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