wrecked into millions of peices. The police
- wrecked into millions of peices. The police came and I had no idea what to tell him, he kept on asking me what had happend and I told him that I
- had J-walked. I didnt think i could actually get in trouble for J-walking I've always wanted to do something illegal. Next im going to
- jump into a river. I don't know how to swim so I think that would be some sort of a challenge.
- Of course, it would also depend on what the river consisted of. What'd the level of difficulty be, for example, of swimming a river of jello VS a river of Sonic's cherry limeade...
- He trained his body to swim in other viscous liquids. Vaseline was the hardest. Shaving his body to prevent sticking, he was now ready for the Olympic Treacle Freestyle.
- He worried when Michael Phelps,Ian Thorpe & Ryan Lochte arrived wearing hightech sharkskin suits.Mark Spitz started his comeback at the OlympicTreacleFreestyle with cheesy mustache
- wax dripping from his lip into his Venti Mocha-ccino. He was dressed like a cop. Phelps wore a construction outfit. Thorpe had just come from surgery and Lochte had a headdress
- that was made out of parrot feathers. Lyanna was wearing her usual Sailor Moon attire. This was just like that time they had all gone to
- Disneyland, but they asked me to change my shirt, (apparently, they have a no-parrot feather rule). So, we're all dressed up like we're getting GlamourShots taken, when Julio says
- "Yo fo sizzle ma nizzle arararararar wuwuwuwuwuwuw shaboomyeah my nuts." Everyone but I laughed. The GlamourShots were ruined. YouTube spliced videos were ghetto-cool now, and it
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- 2011-08-11 10:14:07
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- 2012-08-30 17:13:30
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Zetawilk Aug 30 2012 @ 17:13
blew.
SlimWhitman Sep 01 2012 @ 04:47
I was expecting Village People to collide with synchronized swimming.
Zetawilk Sep 01 2012 @ 14:44
I wasn't expecting to make a rookie mistake like that again. Blorg.