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Heelda heepo

  • Heelda heepo
  • was found written on a WWII pigeon mail that failed to meet its target. The pigeon was found with the coded message still attached in a chimney 70 years later when the
  • shit hit the fan. It was just when the Iron Curtain fell that a suburban housewife found the WWII coded message attached to the mummified bird in her chimney.
  • The poor housewife was never heard from again. It took three years to decode the little pigeon memo: "Ivan, I have the eggs if you'll bring the sausage." The NSA wondered if
  • Ivan was keeping the eggs in a freezer with her milk. Or maybe the housewife had fled detection to Japan and was onsen tamago-ing. A fool young NSA agent barged into Ivan's fest
  • ivus party, icognito & carrying a plate of deviled eggs with mini microphones hidden inside, suspecting Ivan's involvement in an international chicken smuggling ring. The NSA
  • were clever like that - or so they thought, little realising that the seemingly innocent tray of mushroom profiteroles also carried a secret recording device, placed by Mossad
  • to control their every single move through his tiny spying device. There were also well-hidden cameras on the trees. He was controlling their plans of robbing the temple of gold.
  • As they navigated the maze within the temple, he changed the rooms around, foiling their attempts to map the area. He laughed evilly. They would never reach the gold now.
  • But little did he know of the determination of the group. This was just a minor setback,

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