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The Spanish Treasury vessel took a shortcut

  • The Spanish Treasury vessel took a shortcut through pirate-infested waters. "I hope pirates have no interest in outdated currency, cuz we have picayunes up the wazoo." Capt. Black
  • Tooth set his own ships on fire. Captain Black Tooth rode the burning Spanish galley right into the middle of
  • the Black Sea and when his ship,the Black Crow got to Blackrock Port he was all black with coal dust,but a little dust wouldn't kill Captain Black Tooth unless his lungs were also
  • blackened by the black avian plague that he might have inhaled when Captain Black and his crew boarded the Festival cruiseliner stranded in the Black Lagoon. He coughed into his
  • complementary barf bag, given to him on the Festival cruise ship. It wasn't much of a souvenir anyways. At least now he'd put it good use. Capt. Black wiped his greasy mouth with
  • the barf bag only to find (are you ready for this?) that had been previously used. But not for puking. Inside of Capt. Black's cruise ship barf bag was this prophetic fold.
  • Almost immediately he began to sniffle, and within minutes was coughing a hurricane. His face bloated and reddened, and he struggled to inhale. Capt. Black had caught a fold.
  • And it was contagious! Despite washing my hands regularly, I caught Capt. Black's fold too, sneezed, then wiped my nose and kept typing. Oh gosh! Now I have a fever & now you might
  • have caught this nasty fold too! ACHHOOOO! Viral droplets spattered across the internet & up into my hairy nostrils before I could turn my computer off. Gee, thanks a lot, Captain!
  • The Captain looked down and He read. And He saw that some of it was crap. And He saw that some of it was good. And He said "Keep trying. You're amusing me".
Started
2013-06-04 16:23:13
Finished
2014-01-11 01:05:56

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