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"John!", "John!". "Get over here this instant!"

  • "John!", "John!". "Get over here this instant!" "NO!"
  • "Do not defy me, John. Come here now" "Nay Helena, I shall not." "John, this is not a question of what you want." "I didn't say it was." "My point exactly. Now get over here."
  • "Nay, fair Helen, I have discovered Will." "Who is this Will somewhat comely John, that you should dare defy me so?"
  • "A figurative Will, Helen," said somewhat comely John. "Never again will you ask me what-is-the-meaning-of-this or other pompous things no one else says! Show some respect, or I
  • just have to jump in there with the Zeitgeist. Time after time flows public passions anew and refreshed as of old.
  • Thus the high priest of nothingness crossed paths with the high priest of being one sunny September morning in 2016. Three headed dogs were being walked by my next door neighbours.
  • On that September morning, a morning of "being-nothingness" the three headed dogs looked left, then right, whilst crossing the street and spotted a pure white cat that
  • crossed their path. "Aha!" they all cried. "7 years of good luck! Or in 3-headed dog years, 147 years!" "But dogs don't live that long" said the left head of the dog on the right.
  • "They do if they have good luck!" argued one of the dog's other heads. The dog's body scratched at it's ears as he puzzled this out. Then a three headed squirrel ran by and
  • The first dog said "HOLY COW A SQUIRREL" and tried to chase it, the second dog did it's best to restrain the first dog but the third dog also wanted to chase the squirrel. THE END
Started
2015-09-23 13:20:47
Finished
2016-09-21 14:07:06

7 Comments

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    EtherBot Sep 22 2016 @ 09:12

    This got really weird and deep and then ended just as nonesensically as it began idk if i'd even have it any other way
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    gottasmile Sep 22 2016 @ 09:27

    Creative nothingness at its BEST!! :)
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    Dhanithecat Sep 22 2016 @ 12:21

    That is what makes folding stories so wonderful.
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    LordVacuity Sep 22 2016 @ 14:38

    Oh it is the "high priest of being" and not the "high priest of being one sunny September morning in 2016". I thought was that was a really specific thing to be high priest of.
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    Woab Sep 22 2016 @ 15:14

    We are nothing if not specific.
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    EtherBot Sep 22 2016 @ 15:16

    lol I thought the "High Priest of Being One Sunny September Morning in 2016" was also hilarious. It made me re-read the previous fold and like.. completely reinterpret it
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    LordVacuity Sep 22 2016 @ 15:38

    https://youtu.be/Sb-SVPJM4L4 Made me think of this

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