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I voted today.

  • I voted today.
  • That was her latest post. I gurantee, in less than five mins. she'll post needing a farmhand on her Farmville Farm. I have been stalking her every post. I wish
  • she would just get it ovr with. There is nothing more pathetic than
  • having to be seen around town with her father in all his drag queen garb. Why does he have to choose here to do his show? I have
  • never seen a more garish set of clothes, especially on a short, bald man who was almost 350 pounds! Why must he
  • wear that awful purple spandex ensemble? Oh gosh, he looked like Richard Simmons before he lost weight. Gag me with a spoon. I quickly avoided him only to bump into
  • the actual Richard Simmons. I can't handle this. I decided that I would much rather be
  • in a cave eating guano then dealing with this shit. I mean seriously, who in their right mind would
  • eat cookies after taking a dump in the darkest corner of the dripping cave? It may glow under a blacklight but it just isn't conducive to
  • being able to read. It was dank and had a peculiar odor about it, too. So, I curled up, and went to sleep, content I tried my best, despite failing. Tomorrow was another day.

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